everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW
me joking about straight people on my stupid blog is not causing the systemic oppression of anyone, nor is it putting any straight people in danger. while it might make me annoying to uninformed straight people, nothing i say is harmful in the slightest. when a heterosexual person reads one of my posts and says “wow all straight people arent like that wtf” they can try to educate themselves or simply log off and continue their life in a heteronormative society created for and catering to them almost exclusively.
being anti-gay is continuing the persecution and demonization of the lgbt community like they have been for centuries. when a queer person reads something homophobic online, especially on this website where they seem to have created a safe space for themselves, they have nowhere to go to escape their oppressors.
so there you have it:
- me = mild nuisance
- you = homophobic asshole
she wants him to ram the soul out her body
This is…*puts on sunglasses*
10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT
going on omegle
I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
very human faces for a cat
#are birds even real
Unlike Other Girls
THE BRACKET OMG
you’re not in the friend zone because you’re too nice, you’re in the friend zone because they’re too nice.
instead of just telling you that you’re an ugly fuck, they went through the trouble of creating some sort of pocket dimension that doesn’t exist to spare your bloated ego even though you most likely don’t deserve that since you’re selfishly trying to get your dick wet under the guise of friendship and kindness anyway.
oh my lord I’M screeching aaaaaaah