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neverlaur:

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bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

(Source: laureninlilly)

fairyhaired:

rivermoth:

If ur feeling small today I dare you to sit up straighter, look someone who scares u directly in the eye, take up room at the dinner table, make yourself bigger, when ‘sorry’ laps at the back of your tongue, tries to pick up after you, remind yourself that your existence doesn’t demand an apology, that you are allowed to make mess and take up space, do not be afraid to expand. Every single goddamn minute. Expand, expand, expand

i needed this today

(Source: excercisebook)

guesswhatruru:

Isayama Hajime is the kind of author who’s like ‘ships and sexualities are not important for the plot’ which is good, and then reveals that Ymir and Historia are together (WOOOO) and gives out very vital information for the plot, such as people in the SNK world don’t bathe everyday, Erwin was called ‘eyebrow’ when he was a kid and the 3DMG can be still worn while you piss and poop

Fascinating. This man is fascinating

infectedbywrackspurts:

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

Also in the bible, there’s apparently only two humans, Adam and Eve, and then they only had two sons, Cain and Abel. There’s now 7 billion people in the world. Cain and Abel made kids with their mother.

rosalarian:

pourquoi-nutmeg:

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

YES.

Girls don’t let anyone tell you loving yourself is vanity.

(Source: nevver)

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