Gotta gotta BATH TIME babys this evening havea havea BAYH TIME BABLE TONAGH!
New invention our bath sing group! Get spray with water? SANGLE! Sit inna tubs? Yodels!
DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
holding in a fart all day and finally getting home
I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.
Stop making random letters bold fuckhead
You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.
This is my favorite thing on tumblr.
Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died
Why is that even an option
please love celebrities without invading their privacy please love them as people and respect them please love them but don’t feel entitled to them or their life they are not yours they are theirs
I’m gonna start putting signatures on all of my posts, deviantart style, and I’d suggest you do the same if you don’t wanna look like a total n00b
The only way to live… is the way of the ninja. xD